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Monday, December 3, 2018

Dolly Parton’s sex joke about a threesome with Jen Aniston and her husband goes way off the rails

Legendary country singer Dolly Parton’s husband has some freaky fantasies about Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston. And being as Parton is and has always been an open woman, she had no qualms about letting late night host Jimmy Fallon know about these fascinating fantasies.
Not that he wanted to know, of course …
Parton made the admission while speaking with “The Tonight Show” host Friday evening about how Aniston had convinced her to write the music for the actress’s upcoming Netflix movie, “Dumplin’.”
While explaining all this, she just happened to mention how much her husband, Carl Thomas Dean, adores the 49-year-old actress.
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“My husband is crazy about her,” she said. “He was more excited that I was going to do a movie with her than he was that I got the chance to write all this music.”
While Parton isn’t acting in the movie, she reportedly produced the film’s soundtrack, which was released on the same day as her interview on “The Tonight Show.”
“See, I think he kinda fantasizes, like, a threesome with us,” she then said, provoking chuckles and shock from both the audience and Fallon.
“Go to bed, Carl, please. Good God!” Fallon then jokingly yelled at the camera.
But Parton wasn’t done yet.
“No, but I’m serious, he does. He can’t even get it out to pee, much less get it up for three,” she continued, causing the entire studio to burst into laughter and Fallon to collapse to the ground.

Parton is considered a “national treasure” in part because of her good-humored attitude, not to mention her determined insistence on staying in her lane and avoiding politics.
“I’m not addressing that,” she said when asked in an interview earlier this year about President Donald Trump. “I do not get into that. Of course I have my opinion about everybody and everything. But I learned a long time ago, keep your damn mouth shut if you want to stay in show business. I’m not in politics. I am an entertainer.”
She answered similarly when asked two years about about transgender bathrooms.
“I think everybody should be treated with respect,” she said. “I don’t judge people and I try not to get too caught up in the controversy of things. I hope that everybody gets a chance to be who and what they are. I just know if I have to pee, I’m going to pee. I don’t care where it’s going to be.”
It was an ambiguous position she took, and that was the point.
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Regarding Parton’s penchant for naughtiness, that too is nothing new. Two years ago she admitted that as a child she’d dreamed of being “the town tramp.”
“She wore the makeup, red nails, red high heels, tight clothes. I just thought she was the prettiest thing I’d ever seen,” she said. “And people say, ‘Oh, she ain’t nothing but trash,’ but in my mind, I thought, ‘That’s what I’m going to be when I grow up.'”
“I just was me. I was not a natural beauty, and I always wanted to be pretty. I always wanted to be flashy,” she said. “They used to always say that you know, ‘Less is more.’ I was the one that originally said, ‘No, less is less. More is more,’ and more is good for me.”
Luckily for the world, she didn’t become “the town tramp.” Instead the ‘ugly ducking’ transformed into a world-renowned swan who’s loved by people across the world for her down-to-Earth personality, great sense of humor and eternal wisdom.
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