Marriage is sometimes billed as this long, romantic adventure with the love of your life. What they don’t tell you is that the majority of married life is actually pretty mundane.
Sure, there may be some incredible trips and nights spent drinking wine under the stars. But in between you’ll be strategically hiding snack food from each other, discussing how gassy you are before attempting sex and clinging to your sanity as you listen to the sound of your partner snoring yet again.
Here are 36 funny and relatable tweets that tell you everything you need to know about married life.