Thursday, November 14, 2019
Teachers reveal the most embarrassing reasons they called a parent (15 GIFs)
Teaching isn’t the most fun gig in the world to begin with, but needing to call a parent after their kid fucks up is just plain painful/embarrassing. And while some of these stories come from the parents and students, that doesn’t make them any less uncomfortable.
I had to call a single dad to inform him that his six-year-old son perfectly described an explicit porn scene to his friends. This was before internet porn so the kid must have found Daddy’s special movies.
“Your son called a girl in class a bitch, and when I sent him to the office, he threw up all over the place.”
Gotta love third grade.
I had to explain to a 6 year old’s parents that I wouldn’t be wiping his ass for him. They seemed surprised that a 6 year old would have to wipe his own ass.
“Hi is that Armin’s mum? Great. Ummm… could you please teach him not to respond with “FUCK YEAH!” when I hand him a toy? Okay but… look… I didn’t say it wasn’t funny…”
I was teaching English at a Vietnamese kindergarten.
It wasn’t embarrassing, it was funny, but in response to the question “What comes in pairs?” Her son, with total sincerity and enthusiasm said, “testicles!” I emailed to let them know he was a little upset that I didn’t write down his suggestion on the board. His mom said she printed the email and planned to pull it out again on some thanksgiving to read aloud when he was a teenager.
Im not a teacher but my little cousin got a phone call home because he threatened to “bitch his teacher with a fly swatter”
I’ll never forget when my kids preschool teacher texted me to tell me that he had said a bad word in class.
Thankfully, she was more entertained than mad.
Apparently, she had put the children’s lunchboxes in a different spot than usual. My then 3yo went to grab his lunchbox from his cubby and when it wasn’t there he went to his teacher and said “Ms. Megan, what the fuck?”
Not a teacher but someone was caught watching porn on his school computer and his parents had to come pick him up.After he came back he told us what happened and what his parents did as a punishment and he told us that they just laughed at him because nothing is more embarrassing than that.
My teacher had to call and apologize to my mom after she told me she wouldn’t let me go to the nurse because I was always asking. So I threw up on her desk in front of the whole class.
My wife was about 30 seconds away from calling not just the kids parents, but also child welfare because she thought a kid wanted to be the “park whore” when they grew up.
Turns out they wanted to do Parkour.
a kid, 5th grader, pissed himself in class and left a puddle under his chair. he was was to into the movie we were watching and he didn’t want to ask to use the restroom.
Middle school art teacher here. Every marking period I get at least 1 clay or paper mache dick. It’s like the kids think I won’t know what they are making.
I’m not a teacher, but the student. My head co ordinator witnessed me performing what i called a “puppet show” to my mates at lunch. It was just me tugging my tie that i wrapped around my dick and balls.
This happened to a colleague when I worked in elementary school. A kindergartener had asked at the beginning of gym class to go to the bathroom. He intentionally didn’t wipe himself.
When he came back to the gym, he backed up so that his ass was right in line with another kid’s face who was sitting crisscross applesauce on the floor, dropped his pants, and put his shitty ass on that poor kid’s face.
My colleague had to escort them both to the office and call in a district interpreter to call the unfortunate child’s parents and tell them that their son might have hepatitis.
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